And orders 5 shots of whiskey.
"Wow, 5 shots. Whats the occasion?" asks the bartender
"My first blowjob," replies the man solemnly
"Wow, congratulations!," says the bartender, "And you know what, here's a sixth shot on the house"
"Thanks," says the man "but I don't think even six shots will get the taste of cock out of my mouth"
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