"I bet anyone here five dollars that I can bite my own eye!"
The man receives a multitude of five dollar bills but to the annoyance of the givers of the five dollar bills, the man grins and pulls out his glass eye. After biting the eye, the man buys a drink and exclaims for a second time...
"I bet anyone in here ten dollars I can bite my other eye!"
Again, the man receives a multitude of bills, now ten dollar bills from people we don't believe the man could possibly have two glass eyes, but to the annoyance of the givers of the ten dollar bills, the man grins and pulls out his false teeth.
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