and asks for a 35 year old scotch. The bartender thinks hes a weirdo off the street, and gives him a 10 year old scotch. The man says, "Sir, this is a 10 year old scotch. I asked for a 35 year old scotch." So the bartender decides to try him and gives him a 20 year old scotch. The man guessed correctly again. By now, a small crowd has formed, and everyone is anxious to see if he will guess correctly again. The bartender comes back with another glass of scotch, and the man tries it. "That's a 35 year old scotch!" The crowd cheers and everyone walks away. A bum walks up to the man and hands him a glass, and asks him to drink. The man takes a sip and spits it out. "DAMNIT! This is piss!" The bum says, " I know. Now tell me how old I am"
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