A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender , before he makes his order the bartender speaks - " You come here everyday and I pour poison in your glass for coin and you drink the dreadful draught and then go on to torment your wife and your children , why ?! ; Do you mark every single day with black chalk and come here to forget your woes ? "

The man looked solemnly at the bartender and said - "I want to be taken seriously for once ..just for once.... I feel like a joke "

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