A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me a beer and a shot of whiskey before it starts."
The bartender obliges, the man drinks them down and repeats, "Quick, give me another beer and a shot of whiskey before it starts."
The bartender obliges and the man repeats the phrase, "Hurry, one more round before it starts."
The bartender says, "Hold on there buddy, how are you gonna pay for all these drinks?"
The man says, "Shit, it just started."
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