After a small wait, he walks up to the teller and says: "Hello, I would like some change please." To which the teller replies, "Sorry sir we don't deal in change any more all our money is virtual, if you want cash we recommend you go somewhere else, apologies for any inconveniences." The man, adamant to get some small change pleads, "PLEASE can I have some SMALL CHANGE." The teller, getting a little bit frustrated says again, "Sir we don't deal in change, sorry", to which the man replies, "Please can I have some change." The teller, infuriated, replies "SIR WE HAVE NO CHANGE! C-H-F-A-N-G-E!". The man, slightly bewildered replies, "There's no F in change?", to which the teller replies, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
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