A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent. One Cent? the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine? A nickel, the barman replied. A nickel? exclaimed the man. Where's the guy who owns this place? The bartender replied: Upstairs, with my wife. The man asked: What's he doing upstairs with your wife? The bartender replied: The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.
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