As we walks into the living room in his robe, he hears the doorbell ring. "I wonder who that could be", the man thought. "I wasn't expecting any visitors."
The man opens the door, and before him stands a young, well dressed young man with a briefcase.
"Good morning sir. I am a Jehova's Witness, do you have time to speak about our Lord?"
The man didn't have any plans until later that afternoon, and so he answered "Sure, come in."
The man shows the young man to the living room and gestures to the couch while he goes and gets 2 cups of coffee. The man returns and sits down, and gives the young man one of the cups.
"Well son, what did you want to tell me about?" the man asks.
The young man opens his mouth to speak, and then closes it again, narrowing his eyes in a puzzled manner.
"Well sir, I am not sure. To be honest, I have never made it this far before!"
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