A man visits the church to see a priest. When he finds one he says "Me and my wife aren't having kids for over 10 years. What should we do?"
The priest responds "Go to Jerusalem, and light a candle. Everything will be fine by then"
So the man goes to Jerusalem, lights a candle, and comes back.
After about one year later the priest is walking past the mans house. He decides to see if the man has got any kids yet. He knocks on the door and a kid opens the door. The priest comes in and sees about 30 kids in the house.
He decides to ask one of kids "Where is your daddy?"
"He has gone back to Jerusalem to extinguish the candle" answers the kid.
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