A man took his father to a nursing home for the first time. His father was an elderly man, who had to be in a wheelchair. They toured the facility by themselves and at the end of the tour, the man told his father that he needed to use the restroom and would leave him in the common area for a few minutes to decide whether this place was right for him.
A moment passed, and the father started to lean to his right side very slowly, to which a nurse at the desk promptly rushed up to him, leaned him back upright and put a pillow on his right side, and then went on to take care of another patient.
After another moment passed, the father started leaning to his left side, to which another nurse who was passing by, promptly leaned him back upright and put a pillow on his left side, and then went on to take care of another patient.
After another moment passed, the father started leaning forward in his wheelchair, to which a third nurse noticed this, promptly leaned him back to upright and put 3 pillows on his lap, and then went on to take care of another patient.
The man returned, and upon seeing his elderly father with pillows says, "Wow Pop, you look very comfortable! What do you think of this place?"
The father, frowned, turned to his son and said, "Son, this place is horrible, they don't even let you fart here!"
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