Not wanting that such beautiful woman would 'go to waste' if he was killed in battle he puts a chastity belt on her and gives his best friend the key to the belt making him promise he would ONLY take the belt off if the man was killed.
The man boards the train that would take him to the battle field and as they're taking off he sees his friend outside running in front of his window yelling: Jack! The key you gave me!! I think it's the wrong key.. It doesn't work!!
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