"Sir! I need to take the day off today, I'm going to be a father!"
His boss, having a wife and 2 kids, understands what he's going through. "Of course, take the day off."
The next day he comes into work, and the boss asks "so how'd the delivery go?"
The man replies, "I don't know but we'll find out in 9 months."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.