A man sits next to a beautiful woman in a bar

but the woman takes no notice. Several minutes pass and the man has no idea how to initiate conversation, but then the woman sneezes and a glass eye pops out of her head. The man manages to snatch the eye out of the air and hands it back to her, and then they start talking. At the end of the night they go home together. In the morning, the man asks "Do you meet many guys at bars?" to which she replies "No, you just caught my eye!"

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