The man orders nachos and after they arrive his friend asks him if he can have a nacho
The man turns to him and says "do you know what kind of cheese is on these?"
His friend says "no i don't, what kind?"
"A blend of pepperjack and cheddar" said the man
"Oh, thank god i thought you were going to make that dumb NACHO CHEESE joke"
"No way" said the man, "that would just be cheesey"
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