A guy shows up at work with half his face swollen and bruised. His co-worker sees him and asks what the heck happened, so the guy tells him, "I was arguing with my wife last night, lost my cool, and called her a two bit whore." His coworker shakes his head and says, "That's terrible. How did she respond?" and the guy replies, "She hit me with a bag of quarters."
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