He had been sitting at a table for 15 minutes staring at his beer. He decides to walk over and take his beer. He chugs it all in one gulp, and the man at the table begins crying in uncontrollably. He begins to feel bad and says "don't worry, I'll buy you a new one". The man replies "you don't understand, I just caught my wife with my brother and I was going to poison myself... But now I have to buy more poison".
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