Immediately he heads to the race tracks and wins every race. He then heads to the corner shop to buy a lottery ticket, and, of course, he wins the jackpot. Everything in life is working out for him, and one day the genie returns and asks "is everything satisfactory for you?"
The man replies, "it's all brilliant, except one thing I have always wanted is an Indian girlfriend. I have so many girls wanting to sleep with me but no Indians."
The genie replies, "Here you go!", and produces a gorgeous Indian girl who embraces and kisses the man. The two head back to his room and have a wonderful night of passionate love.
As they are lying in bed afterwards, the Indian girl says, "Was everything good, my love?", and the man replies: "yes, wonderful, but there is one thing: I've never liked those bindis."
The girl replies, "well feel free to scratch it off!"
So the man starts scratching and the bindi and then stops and says, "you'll never guess what - I've just won a car!"
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