A man read a review of Romeo and Juliet, and after getting frustrated he writes the reviewer. His letter is as follows.

Dear Mr Guyson

I'm a big fan of your magazine, and I think you have great potential as a reviewer. However, you need to put warnings for spoilers in your reviews. You've ruined Romeo and Juliet for me by giving away the ending and now I'm afraid I won't be able to see it.

Yours sincerely, John Doe.

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