a man put a hit on his wife...

and another man named artie takes the job for five dollars


later the next morning arties target walks into the supermarket and artie waits patiently for her to come out as she leaves the store artie wraps his hand around her neck and strangles her. while strangling her another man comes out and sees artie so artie strangles that man, and then another woman walks out of the supermarket and artie strangles her. artie is caught by the police after he kills his third victim, and artie admits he killed them for five dollars



the next day the husband who put the hit on his wife picks up the paper to see the headline

*artie chokes at the supermarket 3 for 5 dollars*