A man phones a restaurant

He asks for a table for four for 7:00. The waiter who was taking the call said they were all reserved for that time. He said to the man, "We could seat you at 6:45 though".
The man was cool with 6:45 and made a reservation.
"But just be warned," the waiter said, "you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table."

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