The waitress says, "how would you like your eggs?"
The man says,"over easy."
"what kind of bread?" says the waitress
"rye, and cook the shit out of it!" says the man
The waitress nods and walks into the back.
A bit later the waitress is walking out, and trips. She spills the mans breakfast all over the floor.
The waitress says,"i guess your breakfast is toast."
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