Every Saturday for the last 10 years a man goes into a bar and says "I can't don't like alcohol, can I just get coke?" The bartender obliges then asks the man, "Hey, let me make you just one drink to try, I know you'll like it. It's just rum and coke."
After being heckled the man responds, "Fine, but only if you put it in a black shot glass and serve it with my regular coke." The bartender gives a confused look but obliges. While about to add the coke to the rum, the man adds, "Surprise me with the amount of coke you put in it."
The bartender decided to play a trick on this regular and give him a straight shot of rum along with his coke. He hands it to the man in the black shot glass and the man downs it with an initial look of panic as he grabs his coke.
Satisfied, man says "Thank you. I'm a cop, I can only take a shot if it's black and I know I can add coke to it afterwards."
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