...in a big city is staying in a fancy hotel. This hotel is a huge skyscraper with a bar on the top floor. After a day of working the man decides to go relax at the bar and have a few drinks. As the drinks go by he begins to chat with the man sitting next to him. After a few more the man says to him "You know the updrafts here are so strong you can step just out the window and not fall." The man on business immediately calls bullshit. The gentleman from the bar promptly turns and walks to the window, opens it and steps out. The businessman is in complete disbelief as the man floats in mid air just outside the bar window. The gentleman from the bar steps back inside and takes his seat back at the bar with out saying a word. Dying to experience this for himself the businessman snatches up his drink, downs it and heads to the window. Before anyone can say a word he opens it steps out and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the man sitting at the bar and says to him "That's a rotten thing to do Superman."
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