A man named Joe was climbing a ladder that stretched to the clouds.

After climbing for ten minutes, Joe reached a landing where a reasonably attractive naked woman lay there seductively. She said "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe thought for a bit and decided to continue climbing to find out what "the ladder to success" meant.

After another ten minutes, he reached another landing where a very attractive naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe thought for a bit, then decided to continue climbing, eager to find out what awaited him at the next landing.

After another ten minutes of climbing, he reached another landing where an extremely beautiful naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe continued climbing, anticipating a complete goddess at the next landing.

And, after another ten minutes, Joe finally reached the next landing, where a complete goddess, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay there naked. She said to him, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe was very excited and continued climbing, wondering what could possibly surpass the beauty of that woman.

After another ten minutes of climbing, Joe reached a darkened room. Suddenly, the ladder disappeared and the door slammed shut behind him. Joe looked around in a panic and saw a ripped biker dude with tattoos all up and down his arms and legs walking towards him. "Who are you??" Joe asked in a panic.

"I'm Cess," the man replied as he unzipped his pants.