A man named Arty walks into a Fry's.....

And demands exactly $5 or he will strangle everyone. The manager refuses and calls the cops, and quite upset, Arty starts strangling people, only to be stopped at a third person when the cops show up, but he gets away unharmed and with the money he wanted. The press gets a hold of this story and sets it as the headline of every newspaper: "Arty chokes 3 for $5 at Fry's"

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