So this guy, Arthur, is in some serious debt. He's tried everything he can think of to make some money but can't seem to break even. Out of ideas, he makes contact with the local mob boss, Big Sal and says he'll do Sal's dirty work for some cash. The mob boss agrees and says he needs three rival mobsters "taken care of" as soon as possible. Arthur agrees, reluctantly, and asks how he can find these guys. The mob boss informs Arthur that his target will be at the corner grocery store the next day at noon. He also instructs Arthur to not use any weapons, as they can be messy.
The next day, Arthur sees the three gentlemen outside the grocery store, as Sal predicted they'd be. Arthur, being a large, muscular man, is able to get behind them and, somehow, strangle them all before anyone sees him.
He returns shortly after to Big Sal and informs him that the deed was done. The mob boss, impressed, hands Arthur a single dollar for his payment. Arthur, enraged that he had been cheated into doing something horrible and riddled with guilt, calls the police on himself and Big Sal and informs the authorities about their deal.
The newspaper headline the next day: ARTY CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR AT LOCAL GROCERY STORE.
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