A man meets a woman at a bar...

After a few drinks, they decide to go back to his place for a little "hanky-panky." Immediately, the man decides to go down on his ladyfriend. After a few minutes of doing his duties, he pops his head up.

"Man, this pussy is huge," he said. "Man, this pussy is huge."

"I know," she said, "but why did you have to say it twice?"

"I didn't," he said.

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