He wakes up tucked in in his bed the next morning and he can't remember anything about how he got home or what had happened later. He notices he's in his pyjamas, and someone (his wife?!) has left him a delicious looking breakfast on a tray by the nightstand. His clothes are folded on the chair, his slippers are by the bedside, but he has no idea why. So he goes to the living-room, still puzzled, and finds his son.
-Hey, d'you know what happened when I came home last night?
-Yeah... You came home drunk and woke us all up, so mom took you to the bedroom. I think she was helping you take off your clothes and then you yelled: "GET OFF ME, BITCH!!! I'M FUCKING MARRIED!!!"
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