A man lives on a farm, he writes to his son in prison -
"I can't grow potatoes this year. I'm too old to be digging up the field."
Soon he gets a letter back from his son. -
"You can't dig in the field, that's where I buried the bodies!"
The next morning, people came from the police. They dug up the entire field but found nothing.
Soon the farmer gets another letter from his son. -
"Now Dad, you can grow potatoes. It was the best I could do from here."
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