A young man lines up at a train station to buy tickets for an upcoming business trip. In front of him in the line, there is a very attractive young lady with very large breasts. The man is so distracted by this that he accidentally says to the man behind the counter:
"One Picket to TitsBurg, please"
The man is awfully embarrassed, however, the man behind the counter smiles knowingly and says:
"don't worry, it happens to the best of us. In fact, just last night I tried to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was
'you fucking bitch, you're ruining my life'
"
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