A man is walking through the forest when he sees an old lumberjack struggling to chop wood. Feeling sympathy he walks over and says "excuse me sir, would you like some help?"
With a look of relief the old lumberjack gives him an axe and says "Absolutely. Thank you very much."
As the man is chopping wood he begins to realize that this is taking quite a long time. He attempts to chop faster but accidentally breaks the axe in doing so.
He looks at the old lumberjack and says "I'm sorry but I broke your axe. Do you have another one I can use?"
The old lumberjack looks at the man and says "No worries but unfortunately that was my last axe."
The man replies "Well do you have anything else I can use?"
The old lumberjack looks up and says..."saw dude"
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