Suddenly, he finds an old lamp. Randomly, he rubs it, and a genie pops out!
"Hello, mortal!", the genie says. "Because you freed me from the lamp, I shall grant you ONE wish!"
The man thought long and hard before saying, "I wish for a bridge to the Bahamas. That way, I could just drive there whenever I wanted to!"
The genie burst into laughter. "What an utterly idiotic request!", the genie said. "Do you have any idea how IMPOSSIBLE such a thing would be? Such a bridge would have to cross multiple countries! How the hell would that work? Plus, it would just be impossibly tedious to build such a thing, even for an all-powerful genie! I'm sorry, but you're just an idiot! Think of something more realistic! HA!"
The man sighed and thought for a while before saying, "I know what I want. I wish that I could just understand women. I wish I could know what they mean when they say they're fine. I wish I could know what I did to make them mad. I wish I could just know how to please them for once."
The genie thought for a bit, sighed, and said, "You want this joke reposted every week?"
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