...from the shadow call out, “Twenty bucks?”
The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They've been going at it for a few minutes when a police officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what's going on.
“Do you mind? I'm making love to my wife,” replies the man.
“Sorry,” says the cop, “I didn't know.”
The man replies, “Neither did I, until you turned on the flashlight.”
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