and is taking a pleasant dump one hot summer evening. As he finishes, he stands up, wipes, and begins to pull his pants up. As his pants are coming up a dollar and fifty cents falls out of his pocket and lands in the hole from which he has just risen. "Goddamnit!" he exclaims in anger as he hurriedly tries to button his trousers up. He tries to turn around but there is not enough room in the outhouse. He then opens the door, steps out, turns toward the outhouse, removes a 20 dollar bill from his wallet, and throws it down into the hole.
His brother was next in line for the outhouse and witnessed this. So he asked him,"Hey, what the hell did you do that for?" to which the man replied,
"Well I'm sure as hell not going in there for a buck fifty."
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