A hot girl walks up to him, and says
"Have you been hugged like that?"
The man says no, and the girl hugs him, and she leaves.
Another hot girl walks up to him, and says
"Have you ever been kissed like that?"
The man eagerly says no, and he gets kissed by the girl, and she leaves.
Another hot girl walks up to him, and says to him
"Have you ever been fucked like that?"
The man is clearly aroused, and says yes, and she says,
"Well, you're about to be, because the tide's coming in."
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