A man is sitting in a bar, enjoying a glass of whiskey.
A woman walks up to him, offering him her services and let's him know she is available for the night. Furthermore she says to him that if he can describe in 3 words what he wants her to do, he can get it for a mere 100$.
The man accepts and says: paint my house
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