A man is running late to a very important business meeting.

A man is running late to a very important business meeting. He pulls into the parking lot, and doesn't see any spots, so he looks up at the sky and says, "Dear God, if you make a parking spot appear, I will stop drinking, I will stop smoking, I will stop doing bad things. I will be a good person and go to church." All of a sudden, a parking spot appears right in front of the man. He pulls in, jumps out of his car, and as he's running to make the meeting, he looks up and says, "Nevermind, God, I found one."