...And he agrees to do so. After a few hours, the painter rings the doorbell, and the man answers. He sees his work, and is completely furious. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" yells the man. The painter replies, "I've finished painting. And by the way, it's not a Porsche, it's a ferrari."
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