...and steps into the first restaurant he sees after exiting the plane in pursuit of a restroom. He takes the urinal next to a Jamaican. The Jamaican turns to the man as he notices an interesting tattoo on his penis with the initials "WY."
He turns says to the man "What does the tattoo mean."
The man replies "It stands for my wife Wendy, whenever my penis is hard the tattoos spell out Wendy."
The Jamaican man finds this touching and before he could leave to go back to the restaurant the man finds the same tattoo on the Jamaican man.
He then asks "Is your wife's name also Wendy?"
To which the Jamaican man replies "Oh this, no... My tattoo stands for "WelcomeToJamaicaMonHaveANiceDay"."
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