A man is on the elevator...(x-post /r/dirtyjokes)

And a beautiful woman with a short mini-skirt and low cut blouse steps on.

The man turns to her and says, "Excuse me Ms., can I smell your pussy?".

"Absolutely not, you pervert!" the woman scoffs.

The man shakes his head, "It must be your feet then."

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