A man is on a plane when the pilot announces that the plane will be cruising at 35000 feet but forgets to turn the mic off. He turns to the co-pilot and says
"You know I could really go for a blowjob and a cup of coffee."
One of the stewardess's comes rushing up up to the cabin to tell the pilot to turn the mic off when a passenger yells;
"Hey honey, don't forget the coffee!"
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