...so his wife decides to walk the streets to pay the bills. She comes home after the first night and says, "Harold, I'm home! Come on, I'm buying breakfast!"
Harold: "Great! How much did you make?"
Wife: "$38.25"
Harold: "Really? Who gave you 25 cents?"
Wife: "Everybody"
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