A man is lying on his deathbed- "Well, I guess the zodiac was right". His wife gives him a hug. "How so?"...

I keep a sandwich...

It's a "below knee sandwich"

Bloondeys

who do you kill a blond? ancwer you put a scratch and sniff on the bottom...

Why was the boat...

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What did the...

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go...

What do you call...

Nobody knows

Caught in bed

A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her...

One my uncle told me

An old married couple are sitting down and the husband says he is going to...

So a black guy...

Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, "Hi, I'd like to file for...

Clinton got a...

Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned...

Dam u fat

your mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued