An extremely hot woman comes up and says hello. The man asks the woman "how do I know you?" The woman responds with "I think that you are the father of one of my kids. The man thinks back to the only time that he was disloyal to his wife. He asks "are you the stripper from my bachelors party, that tied me down to the pool table, did me, while all of my friends cheered around me?" The woman responds with "no, I think your child is one of my math students."
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