A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he suddenly realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to the man: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man on the ground says: "Sure, you're in a hot air balloon, 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in IT," the balloonist replies.
"I do! How did you know?" asks the man on the ground.
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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