so he gets closer to the ground and sees a man walking by. He calls down to him, "hey, do you know where I am?"
The man thinks for a second and says, "you're at exactly 58.2 degrees north by 48.7 degrees west, you're standing still now but your approach velocity was 5.1 m/s at an angle of 2.56 radians."
The balloonist replies, "huh, are you a statistician?" The man says "yes, how did you know?"
"Everything you told me was completely accurate, gave me way more information than I needed, and in a form that was totally useless to me!"
The man stares for a second. "Are you a lead scientist?"
The balloonist looks surprised. "Yes, how did you know that?"
The statistician replies, "you don't know where you are, you don't know where you are going, you got here by blowing hot air, you're still in the same place you were before, but now it's somehow my fault!"
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