A man is drowning in the center of a lake when a lady on a paddle boat comes by and offers to rescue him.
The man replies "No thanks, God will save me!"
A few minutes go by till a couple of kayakers ride over to help him but again the man says "No thanks, God will save me!"
Another handful of minutes pass and the man is struggling to stay afloat when a man on a motor boat comes by and throws him a lifebuoy.
"No thanks, God will save me!", The man says pushing away the buoy.
Soon after the man is unable to swim any longer and drowns.
Up in heaven he finds God and asks "Why didn't you save me?"
"Well I sent you two boats and a kayak didn't I?"
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