So he calls for the waiter, and says to the waiter," Waiter, could you please come over and taste my soup?"
To which the waiter replies,"Why, sir? Is it too sour? I could add some sugar to it if you want."
"Just come and taste it."
"Why? Has it turned cold? I could get it heated for you."
"Please just come and taste it."
"But why, sir? Is the soup too sour? I could serve you a new bowl if you want."
"No, it's not that. Just please come over and taste it."
The waiter reluctantly agrees and walks over to the man's table, but finds he cannot drink the soup.
"But sir, how can I drink the soup if there's no spoon?"
"Exactly."
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