The man interviewing asks, "have you ever been in any wars?"
The man applying says, "yes I was in Iraq"
The other then asks, "were you injured in any way?"
He replies, " yeah I was actually near the site of an explosion and the shrapnel hit me in the groin, I lost both my testicles."
The man interviewing says, " oh wow thats really awful! Do you have any allergies we should know about?"
The man applying says, "why yes actually I'm allergic to caffeine."
"Well", the man interviewing said, "we like to hire you! Our normal business hours are 8-4 but you can come work 10-4."
"If you don't mind me asking,why 10-4 instead of 8-4 like the others" says the man applying.
"Well," the man interviewing replies, " we usually drink coffeee and scratcch our balls the First2 hours of the day."
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