A man is being interrogated for stealing a car. In the interrogation room, a cop asks him,"How did you get the car?"
The man responds,"The only way a man gets anything: The Honest Way."
The cop then asks,"What is the honest way?"
The man answers,"I knew you wouldn't know that."
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